Pantoum for the Mathematics Male

There was once a man of numbers,

Who worked in a hotel of endless.

Spas and buffets enjoyed in slumbers,

The Infinite Hotel was one trendless.

He worked in a hotel of endless,

So his mind fought over sums booming.

The Infinite Hotel was one trendless,

Yet it is full: many were even rooming!

So his mind fought over sums booming,

But worst of all a tourist arrived.

Yet it is full: many were even rooming.

Still with the move of all, the hotel survived.

But worst of all a tourist arrived,

Leading a bus larger than the sun.

Still with the move of all, the hotel survived.

But times two this time: that caused the job done.

Leading a bus larger than the sun,

The next customers arrived: but irrationals zero to one.

Times two that time: that caused the job done.

Now it doesn't work, and the boss must run!

The next customers arrived: but irrationals zero to one.

They are not treated, and mourns are heard from far.

The plan doesn't work, and the boss must run!

The hotel must be closed, fleeing the customers are.

They are not treated, and mourns are heard from far,

The boss fires the male, but he can't deal with them.

The hotel must be closed, fleeing the customers are.

The math is unresolved, all due to the dumb.

The boss fires the male, but he can't deal with them.

Spas and buffets not enjoyed in slumbers!

The math is unresolved, all due to the dumb,

Even though there was once a man of numbers.

Note: This is adapted from the Tale of the Infinite Hotel.